My IM log for January 31st, 2006.

Me: I love people with easy to guess passwords.
Bill Blanchard: whoaaaa, poor brad
Me: Yeah.
Bill: I'm suddenly glad I put effort into my password
Me: In the "How do you know this person" section, it now says we hooked up, and it was "Ass blastingly good." Also, he's my son. And we worked at a porn store.
Bill: nice
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Me: I've said it before, but I must say it again: If that guy isn't gay, I will eat my old iBook. The blue one that weighed like seven pounds and could stop a sniper's bullet. I'll eat it battery and all. I'll even eat the power cord.
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Zach Smalley: I ordered a MacBook Pro.
Me: The fact you're getting a MacBook makes me want to slit you from balls to chin and strangle you with your own intenstines. I'm that jealous.
Zach: Chris! What if the OBO hears that?
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Mark Nattier: i love how we have our culvers group
Mark: just us
Me: And the voices in your head.
Mark: haha
Mark: i have so many of those lately
Mark: how about your voices? are they at least enjoyable? mine are just plane rude
Me: I have one that tells me to throw paint on the Alma Mater.
Me: I also have one that tells me to keep you locked up in my closet, starve you to death, and then make a lovely set of human-leather pants out of your flesh.
Me: I'll call them Markachinos.
Me: I'll be the hit of the spring fashion season.

Current Mood: talkative
Current Music: I Think I Can - "FLCL Original Soundrack No.3" - the pillows